Monday, July 31, 2006

Segin's "xdcc send pr0n" saga, ch 3

Ahh, no chapter one yet, qdb.us is still down.

But to kick things off anyways, here's the latest quote:
[18:20:51] <segin> xdcc send pr0n
[18:22:32] <ninjavsself> ninjavsself is sending pack #13 BigCocksXtreme 69 Anal Pounding FTW

IRC is fucked up.

Why you should stay away from #sponge on Rizon...

[18:03:00] IgneousPrime [igneou@one.supreme.bukkake.plz] is now known as SuperMario

[18:03:09] OMG

[18:03:12] SUPERMARIO

[18:03:14] <@Ginnethon> lol

[18:03:19] JokerXgg [~jokerxgg@says.you.smell.bad] is now known as Luigi

[18:03:42] Query-Message from SuperMario

[18:03:49] WHEE

[18:03:51] LUIHI

[18:04:01] segin [segin@Rizon-54FEC721.tampabay.res.rr.com] is now known as Wario

[18:04:05] <+Wario> DIE!!!

[18:04:12] <%SuperMario> THE FUCK

[18:04:15] LUIGI

[18:04:24] MY GOD

[18:04:27] <+Micho523> FFT3dGPU where do i get that iggy

[18:04:29] SuperMario [igneou@one.supreme.bukkake.plz] is now known as CarlMarx

[18:04:36] <%CarlMarx> gimme a sec micho

[18:04:37] Luigi [~jokerxgg@says.you.smell.bad] is now known as JokerXgg

[18:04:50] <%CarlMarx> http://forum.doom9.org/showthread.php?t=89941

[18:05:06] CarlMarx [igneou@one.supreme.bukkake.plz] is now known as InvaderPrime

[18:05:22] <+Micho523> get newest ver right?

[18:05:28] <+Micho523> i hate manual installs.....

[18:05:34] Wario [segin@Rizon-54FEC721.tampabay.res.rr.com] is now known as CheGuevara

[18:05:39] <+CheGuevara> lol

[18:05:42] CheGuevara [segin@Rizon-54FEC721.tampabay.res.rr.com] is now known as segin

[18:05:53] [PRIVMSG >>> nickserv]: identify weed4.me

[18:06:05] InvaderPrime [igneou@one.supreme.bukkake.plz] is now known as Sexygurl91

[18:06:11] <%Sexygurl91> who wants piiccsss~~

[18:06:17] <+Micho523> oohmeee

[18:06:17] <+segin> ROFL

[18:06:25] <+Micho523> lol

[18:06:43] O.O

[18:06:58] Sexygurl91 [igneou@one.supreme.bukkake.plz] is now known as Sexygurl97

[18:07:00] <%Sexygurl97> here we go

[18:07:16] <%Sexygurl97> arent I smart, teehee

[18:07:45] OMG

[18:07:48] Hey there sexygurl

[18:07:50] ;-D

[18:07:58] <%Sexygurl97> hello! ^o^

[18:08:12] What u wearing

[18:08:13] :-D

[18:08:31] <%Sexygurl97> clothes! ^o^

[18:08:36] <%Sexygurl97> or am I

[18:08:38] <%Sexygurl97> teehee

[18:08:42] <%Sexygurl97> use your imagination big boi

[18:08:50] <+Micho523> ok

Segin's "xdcc send pr0n" series, vol 2.

This is the first volume posted in chronological order, but not created in chronological order. Expect episode 1 when I get the quote back off QDB.

Here's the thing. I go to IRC channels on irc.rizon.org, and message people "xdcc send pr0n", after the popular way of downloading anime and manga (which is by messaging "xdcc send #", where pack-number is a number linked to a file, rwhich th bot sends to you via DCC).

Anyways, enjoy!

(by the way, all of these are from private messages, which my client makes to look like a normal channel conversation.)

[17:08:34] xdcc send pr0n
[17:08:48] ...
[17:09:01] i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am
[17:09:05] xdcc send pr0n plz
[17:10:01] i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am
[17:10:18] "a bot i am" you say? Well, where's the pr0n?
[17:11:01] ...
[17:11:01] i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am
[17:12:01] ...
[17:12:02] i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am
[17:13:01] ...
[17:13:02] i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am
[17:13:50] stfu.
[17:14:01] ...
[17:14:02] i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am
[17:14:08] SHUT THE FUCK UP DAMN!
[17:15:02] ...
[17:15:03] i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am not a bot i am

Thursday, July 27, 2006

The gooberment's idioticy has no bounds.

The gooberment has passed a law recently which makes images which are stylized as child pornography (but aren't actually child porn) illegal. They said that they are doing so "To protect childern everywhere". Yeah right, that;s the biggest load of crap I have ever heard. what this law bans is called "lolikon", which is Japanese-style drawings of the underage in explicit (or not so) sexual acts/positions. They aren't pictures of real people. Now, you might be wondering why Iam complaining about *this*, it's real simple: The gooberment is making *DRAWINGS* that look like child porn illegal. Fuck, the gooberment's logic is that if these people look at this crap, they automatically want to fuck kids. Oh my god, that is a load of horsecrap. Does that mean that everyone that buys porn wants to rape women? Should we make porn illegal outright now? Come on, there's got to be a limit as to how stupid the gooberment can be... err, I guess there isn't.

If you are wondering, I got a bit of my source from a 4chan post on /b/ (although I think this guy is nuts):

It's not that I would ever entertain the thought of doing anything with children. The biggest thrill of looking at lolicon stuff for me is that it reminds me of sexual fantasies I had when I was young. I mean, seriously, are you saying you never had "nasty" thoughts about the kids around you when you were young?

Isn't it natural to think of little girls as cute, delightful, pretty, etc? Don't those qualities carry a sexual nature about them? Isn't it possible to have sexual thoughts that include children without ever having an urge to actually do something sexual with kids? Does looking at pictures of adult women automatically make someone want to go out and rape a woman against her will?

I've had several relationships (including my current one) with women of legal age. I have no need to do anything sexual with a child and know that it wouldn't be very satisfying. Looking at drawn lolicon pictures and the fantasies involved seem to me like a nice temporary escape into my own childhood sexuality... reliving thoughts I had back then and adding upon them.

Do we automatically have to think of everyone who looks at lolicon the same way as we would a child rapist or pedophile? Can't someone play with fantasies without desiring to actualize them?

And now I'll go wait for the gooberment to ban computer monitors with built-in power cords.

Wednesday, July 26, 2006

Goatse is illegal, NOO!!!

Those goberment hasshats up in Washington finally fucking did it. They made a tradition of the Internet illegal. Now, linking to pages such as Goatse and LemonParty.org without telling the reader that said site(s) contain obsene material is illegal. An excerpt from the bill (permalink: http://segin.no-ip.org/2252C.html):

(sorry if this looks like shit, I copy-pasted the HTML from my site's copy linked above)

SEC. 7. DECEPTION BY EMBEDDED WORDS OR IMAGES.

    (a) In General- Chapter 110 of title 18, United States Code, is amended by inserting after section 225B the following:

`Sec. 2252C. Misleading words or digital images on the Internet

    `(a) In General- Whoever knowingly embeds words or digital images into the source code of a website with the intent to deceive a person into viewing material constituting obscenity shall be fined under this title and imprisoned for not less than 2 years nor more than 10 years.

    `(b) Minors- Whoever knowingly embeds words or digital images into the source code of a website with the intent to deceive a minor into viewing material harmful to minors on the Internet shall be fined under this title and imprisoned for not less than 5 years nor more than 20 years.

    `(c) Construction- For the purposes of this section, a word or digital image that clearly indicates the sexual content of the site, such as `sex' or `porn', is not misleading.

    `(d) Definitions- As used in this section--

      `(1) the terms `material that is harmful to minors' and `sex' have the meaning given such terms in section 2252B; and

      `(2) the term `source code' means the combination of text and other characters comprising the content, both viewable and nonviewable, of a web page, including any website publishing language, programming language, protocol or functional content, as well as any successor languages or protocols.'.

    (b) Table of Sections- The table of sections for chapter 110 of title 18, United States Code, is amended by inserting after the item relating to section 2252B the following:

      `2252C. Misleading words or digital images on the Internet.'.




Orignal blog post link: http://shii.wordpress.com/2006/07/26/goatse-now-illegal-in-the-united-states/

Saturday, July 15, 2006

Sony Playstation 3 versus the Microshat Xbroke 360

Ahh, the rich sweetness of another flame, another chance to just totally bitch at the world.

Or maybe to myself.

Anywho, let's get this show on the road! It's time for Segin's Blog of Rantings and Ravings!

Today, I slander the Microsoft XBox 360.

Now, the first thing you think about when you buy a new game system is "Does it have any good games out for it?", not "Will it catch my house on fire?". But that second question is what you are forced to ask yourself with the overheating Xbox 360. Of course, Microsoft still cannot make a decent product, and now our country is littered with game consoles whose poor design have costs many innocent (or maybe not) Americans their lives, or at least their houses, err, I mean, their trailers. Anyways, you're asking me, "Well, I'm going to go get the PlayStation 3! Hah!", and my reply to that is "Good choice.". Why? Because of 2 main reasons that stick out like an ugly, old, woman in a rave club: Number 1: Backwards compatability.
The Playstation 3 owners everywhere can enjoy all the classics fom the Playstation 2 and old Playstation right on their PS3, and even in true hi-definition (old PS1 games may be very pixelated). The number two reason is that the PS3 will ship from the factory with Linux preinstalled. Folks, this is not a rumor. It's straight from the horse's mouth (Sony). With the PS3, you will be able to enjoy many games that current Linux users enjoy, such as Quake 3, DOOM, Abuse, Enemy Terroritory, and some others. You can use console emulation programs such as VisualBoyAdvance, ZSNES, Snes9x, Mupen64, and iNES, allowing you to play virtually any game ever made on your Playstation 3. This feature is already enjoyed by owners of modded original Xboxes, but this is without mods, using programs that are designed to run on the PS3, because the PS3 runs Linux! And what of the XBox 360? Well, at least it makes a good toaster oven.